An underperforming bull has been saved from the slaughterhouse after regaining his libido due to a Viagra-style herbal treatment. The four-year-old bull, called Boris, had failed to sire a calf for a year and was given the treatment by his owner for a week. Two days before he was due to be slaughtered the French Limousin’s performance improved.
The owner explained that although the bull wasn’t performing, they couldn’t bear to see him go and decided to give him one more chance when they came across Herbal Viagra on the Internet. – “since we have fed him this Herbal Viagra he been rampant. When the cows come out – he’s the first in there”.
The Herbal Viagra capsules they used were a blend of Horny Goat Weed, Cordyceps, Damiana, Avena.
With this year’s Winter Olympic Games currently being hosted in Vancouver, British Columbia, researchers are warning athletes that the use of Viagra, generic viagra or other forms of erectile dysfunction medication could cause them to fail drug tests.
These E.D. drugs work by changing the way blood flows in the body. To treat impotence, the drug must allow blood vessels to relax and widen and thus allow more blood to flow to the penis, causing an erection. In theory, the widening of the blood vessels could improve the blood flow to the muscles of these Olympic athletes allowing their muscles to operate more efficiently, thus giving them a performance advantage.
At this level of performance where the difference between sucess and failure is measured in such small amounts, erectile dysfunction medication could be seen as an unfair advantage. So for all our Maxidus customers out there who are planning to compete in London 2012 – you have been warned! 